(AF) A Hippo on the Farm?

I absolutely adore this Christmas song! No matter what mood I may be in, it always perks me up and I have to stop what I am doing and sing along with it. Do you think I could find a use for one on the farm? I bet I could. They are pretty cute, too. And Dave does have a pond he could play in. *wink*  I would love to hear your ideas as to what wonderful use this beautiful creature would be on a farm. Please, leave your fun ideas in the comments below.